Анекдотцы (продолжение с английского башорга)

- What are you, fucking 15 years old?
- no, im fucking 15 year olds ;]

- think of the children!
- oh gimme a break, I've spent *hours* today thinking of the children, my wrist is too sore to do it any longer

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go.  There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out.  Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

(Американский башорговский Лао-Цзы)
<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
<NHBoy> Don't get me wrong, I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
<NHBoy> shit.

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

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В ЖЖурнале у wirklich_avatar  нашёл чудесное.
Сам постинг:
нашёл на торрентах какой-то новый фильм 2011 года
"мочеиспускание" называется
со сталлоне и софи марсо в главных ролях
никто не знает, что за кино? качать/нет?
спасибо

И ответ в каментах от Капитана Очевидность:
Если нравится сталлоне и софи марсо, а также интересуетесь темой мочеиспускания, то это просто находка!